A duck goes into a bar

A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender: “Do you have bread?”

The bartender says: “No, I’m sorry!”

The duck: “Do you have bread?”

The bartender: “No, we don’t!”

The duck: “Do you have bread?”

The bartender: “No, I just told you so!”

The duck: “Do you have bread?”

The bartender: “Nooo! We don’t!”

The duck: “Do you have bread?”

The bartender: “No, no, no, no!”

The duck: “Do you have bread?”

The bartender: “If you dare to ask me that one more time, I’m going to nail down your beak to this counter.”

The duck: “Do you have nails?”

The bartender: “No.”

The duck: “Do you have bread?”

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