Happily Ever Laughter!!
Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence—a life sentence.
DAVID MINKOFF, Oy!
After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
Keep the eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
When a man marries a woman, they become one–the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
CROFT M. PENTZ
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland(1875-1950) American journalist and humorist.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) British journalist, novelist and poet
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
Honore de Balzac (1799-1850) French novelist.