Marriage Quotes

Happily Ever Laughter!!

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Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence—a life sentence.

DAVID MINKOFF, Oy!

After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

HELEN ROWLAND

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.

Unknown Source

Keep the eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

MEXICAN PROVERB

When a man marries a woman, they become one–the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

CROFT M. PENTZ

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

 Billy Sunday

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Helen Rowland(1875-1950) American journalist and humorist.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) British journalist, novelist and poet

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.

Honore de Balzac (1799-1850) French novelist.

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