For Husbands, Funny and Romantic Anniversary Quotes

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“There are only two times that I want to be with you – Now and Forever.”

–From the author to her husband


A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.
Queen Victoria


A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Nanette Newman


Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.
German Proverb


Never marry for money. You’ll borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb


Marrying is easy, it’s housework that’s hard.


It’s a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.
Scottish Proverb


A man is not a financial plan.


To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer


Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.


Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.


No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.


Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Herbert Spence


When we got married I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.
James Fineous  McBride


Marriage is a lottery, but you can’t tear up your ticket if you lose.
F. M. Knowles


Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.
Matthew Prior


Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.


Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean Jacques Rousseau


It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.
Samuel Johnson


Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland


He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.


Matrimony is the high sea for which no compass has yet to be invented.
Heinrich Heine


In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William Penn


Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw


Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert K. Chesterton


If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
H. L. Mencken

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron


I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor


Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

Erica Jong


This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Earl Wilson


The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.
Harriet Martinea


Instead of getting married again. I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard


I’ve been married three times — and each time I married the right person.
Margaret Mead


Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.


There is a French saying: ”Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.”
De  Finod


The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make marriage a joy
Stephen Sondheim


I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
Shelley Winters

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
Andre Maurois


Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Joseph Addison

After seven years of marriage, I’m sure of two things — first, never wallpaper together, and second, you’ll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
Dennis Miller


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