“There are only two times that I want to be with you – Now and Forever.”
–From the author to her husband
A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.
Never marry for money. You’ll borrow it cheaper.
Marrying is easy, it’s housework that’s hard.
It’s a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.
A man is not a financial plan.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.
No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
When we got married I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.
James Fineous McBride
Marriage is a lottery, but you can’t tear up your ticket if you lose.
F. M. Knowles
Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.
Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Matrimony is the high sea for which no compass has yet to be invented.
In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
H. L. Mencken
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.
Instead of getting married again. I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
I’ve been married three times — and each time I married the right person.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
There is a French saying: ”Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.”
The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make marriage a joy
I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
After seven years of marriage, I’m sure of two things — first, never wallpaper together, and second, you’ll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.