Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies Wake up every two hours?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries need changing?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
“We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.”
“One man by himself is nothing. Two people who belong together make a world.”