For Husbands, Funny and Romantic Anniversary Quotes

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“There are only two times that I want to be with you – Now and Forever.”

–From the author to her husband

 

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.
Queen Victoria

 

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Nanette Newman

 

Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.
German Proverb

 

Never marry for money. You’ll borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb

 

Marrying is easy, it’s housework that’s hard.
Proverb

 

It’s a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.
Scottish Proverb

 

A man is not a financial plan.

WIFE.org

 

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer

 

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Anonymous

 

Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.
Anonymous

 

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
Anonymous

 

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Herbert Spence

 

When we got married I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.
 
James Fineous  McBride

 

Marriage is a lottery, but you can’t tear up your ticket if you lose.
F. M. Knowles

 

Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.
Matthew Prior

 

Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.
Anonymous

 

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean Jacques Rousseau

 

It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.
Samuel Johnson

 

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland

 

He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Anonymous

 

Matrimony is the high sea for which no compass has yet to be invented.
Heinrich Heine

 

In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William Penn

 

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw

 

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

 

If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
H. L. Mencken

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron

 

I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

Erica Jong

 

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Earl Wilson

 

The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.
Harriet Martinea

 

Instead of getting married again. I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard

 

I’ve been married three times — and each time I married the right person.
Margaret Mead

 

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Anonymous

 

There is a French saying: ”Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.”
De  Finod

 

The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make marriage a joy
Stephen Sondheim

 

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
Shelley Winters

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
Andre Maurois

 

Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.
Ovid

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Joseph Addison

After seven years of marriage, I’m sure of two things — first, never wallpaper together, and second, you’ll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
Dennis Miller

 

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