Anniversary Quotes For Husbands (good laughs)

From the author:
To my husband, David

I just wanted to thank you for being the best husband in the world, for being with me through the good times and the bad times that may have tested your patience to the limit. You have always stayed strong and put up with me. I will love you forever whatever happens and will always give God thanks for giving you to me.

To wives: ‘My two cents’ worth’

Laughter is good medicine, so enjoy the quotes below. However, always reflect the good attributes of your husband and  mention them to him also. Plant seeds of respect and honor for a harvest of the  marriage you desire.

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I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming

Author Unknown

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked

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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree

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When I married Ms. Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

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Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs-

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My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station

Mignon McLaughlin

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

Rita Rudner

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk

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In the early years, you fight because you don’t understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.

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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

H.L. Mencken

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse

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My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

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I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

Patrick Murray

A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

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Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

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I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive

A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen

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When Billy Graham was asked his secret of love, being married fifty-four years to the same person, he said, “Ruth and I are happily incompatible.”

Billy Graham

1 comment for “Anniversary Quotes For Husbands (good laughs)

  1. Fun Photos
    March 18, 2014 at 1:02 AM

    so cute pics

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